Kittens on the lookout

Kittens on the lookout

Utopia

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You’ve swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

The Sontaran Stratagem

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You know when mindgeekgrown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! You hit me with a cricket bat. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You hit me with a cricket bat. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Smith and Jones

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and Ipiggies know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Saving the world with meals on wheels. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

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